On oldy but goody….

I’ve seen this joke before but it always makes me laugh. I’ve lived with and loved many cats and dogs over the years so this seems particularly amusing…(thanks Neela)  -)

Excerpt’s from the family dog’s diary:

7 am – Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am – Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am – Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon – Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm – Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm – Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm – Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!6 pm – Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm – Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm – Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm – Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm – Oh boy! Sleeping in my people’s bed! My favorite!

 

Excerpts from the cat’s diary:

Day 183 of my captivity… My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry morsels. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Day 184…Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded – must try this at the top stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their new carpet – must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a “good kitty” I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan…

Day 185…This evening there was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing “allergies.” Must learn what this is and consider how to use it.

Day 186…I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in his metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait…
it is only a matter of time…
    

 

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2 Responses to On oldy but goody….

  1. Kyahgirl says:

    Maidink said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 9:29 am · Edit

    LOL! Yes, I admit that is one of my fave e-mails.

    On to other news, how did you move your blog from Blogspot to Wprdpress? I set up an account at WordPress (Blogspot has ticked me off for the last time as well), but I have no clue as to how to move my stuff.

    kyahgirl said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 10:25 am · Edit

    Hi
    When you sign in to wordpress and go to the dashboard, there should be a button you can press that says ‘Import’. Then it gives you instructions for how to import from blogger. I had a little trouble yesterday but it eventually worked and it brought my pictures and everything. I’m workin on all the links manually though because I couldn’t figure out how to import the rest of my template.
    Hope that helps.

    margaret said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 10:31 am · Edit

    Hi I found you
    love the dog andcat perspective on the world

    kyahgirl said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 10:44 am · Edit

    yay! Hi Margaret

    Whinger said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 11:45 am · Edit

    Love the WordPress!

    Caroline said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 12:15 pm · Edit

    I hadn’t seen that before…hysterical.

    SID said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 2:00 pm · Edit

    nice site…must try move.

    mig bardsley said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 3:05 pm · Edit

    I found it! I shall update my links asap. I loved the cat’s diary..I do wonder sometimes if mine are intent on bringing me down a bit!
    Hope you’re enjoying your new place

    frangelita said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 3:30 pm · Edit

    found you okay, let us know when you’re settled in.

    Rachel said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 3:32 pm · Edit

    Very funny post!!

    Lucyshnoosy said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 5:13 pm · Edit

    This is hilarious! Love it!!!

    Mahgwet said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 5:28 pm · Edit

    Okay, I see your sis has gotten here first, so she can be the real Margaret.

    Anyway, here’s my pet diary for the day:

    Dog: Ooh, my bone! :::crunch, crunch::

    Dog: Ooh, a flashlight! :::crunch, crunch:::

    Dog: Ooh! Treats from the cat box! :::crunch, cr–::: Hey! Why is she screaming at me?

    Cat: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (repeat all day)

    kyahgirl said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 5:32 pm · Edit

    Oh, look at all the visitors!!! Thanks for coming. What do you think? should I keep this?

    Piggy and Tazzy said,
    February 8, 2006 @ 6:27 pm · Edit

    Oooooh! You made the move then!

    Hope you like it – WordPress is SO much nicer than Blogger.

    Keep it! Play around with the built in templates too (under presentation).

    unisyc said,
    February 10, 2006 @ 4:30 am · Edit

    Terrific – marvellous joke. I’ll definitely be checking your blog regularly, Margaret. Nice work.

    Inexplicable DeVice said,
    February 17, 2006 @ 3:33 am · Edit

    Hmm… I’m beginning to grudgingly like these cats.

    I like this layout. Looks more grown-up than Blogger.

  2. Eric says:

    This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title s Place. Thanks for informative article

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